So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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