It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I love having hate sex.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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