people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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