i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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