Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
