He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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