K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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