I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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