I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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