That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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