If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i drank out of a bidet.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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