sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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