I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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