Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
