did you get engaged???
My friends, they love my intelligence
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
