Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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