well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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