Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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