The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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