She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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