well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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