I don't think brook has ever known best
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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