Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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