I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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