she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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