Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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