Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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