he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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