i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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