But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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