Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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