Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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