okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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