so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
