Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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