dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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