help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Randomize