I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
