my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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