did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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