I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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