i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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