i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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