I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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