My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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