My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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