White coat. Heels.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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