I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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