I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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