Everything about him screamed your future.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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