Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just invented taco cereal.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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