Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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