I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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