found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I need water and some morals
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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