Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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